You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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