he wants to bone in the snuggie
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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