Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
