Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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