Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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