So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
