can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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