Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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