Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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