then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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