I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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