Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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