my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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