3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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