He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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