My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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