With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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