You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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