where does the pee come out of this thing
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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