i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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