so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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