I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
