great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just pee around me
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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