Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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