omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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