Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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