We're like a lot better than the average bears
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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