Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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