He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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