I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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