i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am midnight drunk by noon
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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