Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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