matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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