Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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