your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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