dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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