Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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