how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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