There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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