you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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