oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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