At least make sure they are 18
Why
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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