omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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