how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
