i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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