I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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