Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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