Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
