check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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