every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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