just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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