Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
