my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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