Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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