I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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